Today I wented outside to play wif my doggy named Mr. Woofington, he's big and brown and smells like toast, I like him! So then when I was wif my doggie I started to act like one, I got on my paws and ran around, then I did what he did! I followed him I sniffed the garbage and peed on a lil tree, but then my mom growlded me so I ranned away. So then I ranned to the naybers yard, and der was a baby sittin in a basket, so I wented over to play wif him. He was short and wide and weared a yellow shirt that matched the basket, he was kinda homely tho and smelled like cabbage, so I lefted him and went upted da big tree. I climded like is was a big mount evelast, and I was an explorter!!! When I gotted to the top i could have touchted the clouds and mabey even eated some too, but I didnt have enuff time to try cuz the old man mowin da lawn growled me too like my mommy did. I dont like him, he old and mean and crazy my mom says hes an old cranky son of a itch. So then I zoomed out of the tree in to anoder yard where there was and old lady sitting on a chair reading a booked. But I dont like her, shes a mean lady and only cares about her 8 million ba gillion kitty kats, rawrs at all us lil kids. So then i ran passed her to were da icecream truck was parked, so den i went overed and gotted a fudgesicle and walked over past the creepy woods, dem are realy scaredy der dark and creepy and make funny noises. So i ranned by dem to my house but on my way thur, Mrs Snittsel almost hit me wif her car!! Mrs. Snittsel is always slurring and drinking out of big boddle nwith wiskers written on the side and she smeels like handz snatizer, but she a nice lady. Finally i got to my yard and tolded all my friends about my Adventure i tooked today ! :)
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