I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away

The Trade Off

If I could trade places with any fictional character I want I would defiantly be Zander Harris. Well for those who don't know who Zander Harris is he is Buffy's best friends from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I would trade places with Zander because he gets to be best friends with the Buffy, I'd get to be super funny and I could save the world... well kind of.

First reason I would trade with Zander would be because i would get to be best friends with Buffy!!! Buffy Is super pretty, nice, funny and not to mention the vampire slayer! She is also very caring and considerate so she would help me with personal reason or she could help me if i ever was attacked by vampires or demons.

Another reason i would trade with Zander would be because i would get some of his traits such as his humor and puns. I would love to be as funny as him and always have a really funny comebacks in any situation such as:

(Zander is being threatened)

Zander : Yeah, great knife. Although, I think, um, it may, technically, be a-a sword.

Jack : She's called Katie.

Zander : You gave it a girl's name. How very serial killer of you.

(After Zander being knocked out)

Zander : Woah I just saw my life flash before my eyes.... And i really need to get a life!

(After hearing Angel is hurt)

Zander : How is Angel?

[Buffy and Willow look at him]

Zander : Pretend I care.

And hopefully you see the humor in some of these quotes. Although Zanders comic genius isn't always appreciated on the show I always get a kick out of it.

The biggest and most important reason i would trade lives with Zander Harris is because he sometimes helps save the world sometimes! In the world of Zander they're always some demons or vampires out to try to destroy the world, and since Buffy is the vampire slayer she has the responsibility to stop them, but she always gets help from her friends to help! She always goes to Willow and Giles for help because Willows a witch and Giles is a super smart and can do spells as well but they always do need Zanders help whether it be moral support or even if he distracts the demons by letting them pumble him. He always helps in some way ! :D

So I would happy trade places with Zander Harris any day !!! Whether it be for the fact that I would have Buffy for a best friend, I would get to be super funny and quick on my feet. Plus is wouldn't hurt that I would get to help save the world every once in a while ! :)

Writting Assignment

Who I am in Eight Lines

Michael...

Happy, funny, simple and spontaneous

Friend of Carly

Who loves vast open spaces out side, summer and having a time !!! :D

Who is afraid of being lost, losing my sight and War :(

Who wants to graduate, go to Australia and be happy

Resident of Bliss

McNeil

Puma

Large

Jumping

Ferice

Kitty

Cat

Rawr

Birthday Card

Its your Bithday,

Your getting Kind of Old ,

Well still love you always,

even if you mold !

Love your grandkids !! :D

xoxoxoxoxoxox

The Human SUV with Snooki doing some Twilight bashing after winning the Lotto

Super Hero

Super hero's are people we all looked up to as were children, whether it be to super man, batman, wonder woman or cat woman. You may not like to admit it now but at one point in your life (hopefully when you were younger) you would run around the house pretending to be some amazing super hero that could always save the day. But whit those super hero days behind us we start to forget who some of them are that we use to love, but the ones you really loved always stay with you, and for me the one I always loved was The Human Torch.

I have always been fascinated with The Human Torch, and most super hero's, whether it be because they can fly, be completely engulfed in flame or why they are just soo awesome.The main reasons I pick The Human Torch would have to be because he can fly, and what great awesome super hero can`t fly?? (probably many but whatever) Also you could full ignite your self in flame and it is just cool and doesn't burn or anything!!! Plus The Human Torch was always super cool so that would be a bonus !

*The perfect mode of transportation

There are soo many different cars in the world today, there are luctury, sport, exotic, etc, but personally when it comes down to it i like cars that is nice, big and one that i feel safe and good at the same time. So I pick a 2010 Range Rover.

I picked a 2010 Range Rover becasue I love SUV's! I love SUV's becasue they're big and pretty and you get the best of both worlds with them, cuz the're like a car and truck in one!! But i pacifacly picked the Range Rover beacsue I absolutly love the look of them and they are just soo nice. But i wouldnt just settle for an average right off the essembly line one in would need my perfect mode of transportation to be made to soot my likings. I would like it to be a white color but not a dull one, but one that kind of shines a little to give it some extra pozaze! Then the rest would be pretty basic, heated tan leather interior, nice satilight stero system, and some nice crome detailing. That is the car of my dreams. :)

*Stranded

If I was stranded on an island and could only have one wish and that wish would be to wish some one on the island with me, it would be hard because this is a difficult decision. There are so many people I would like to meet and spend time with so I would have to pick very carefully. I think that it would come down between Snooki, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Oprah.

I would Pick Snooki because i love watching her and the rest of the cast of Jersey Shore all the time and laugh at them because they're so FREAKING crazy! Beating people up, getting tans, partying and fist pumping all the time, but on second thought I might not because she would to wild and probably go crazy from no spray on tan booths anywhere. So then my next chose would be Sarah Michelle Gellar, I think that she would be great to have on the island. I could talk to here about all here movies and TV shows she did *especially Buffy :)* and we would get along really well because we are both extremely loving people. But i wouldn't pick here because she has a little baby so i wouldn't want to take her away from her, so now after considering my choices I think Oprah would be best!!! We could relax on the beach and talk about all her fame and money and we could even watch Precious together !!! Also she would be perfect because she has no one at home to worry about, except fr Gail but she can handle her. plus after we were stuck on the island for about a week or two we would be found, because it is after all Oprah and the world would desperately search for he until she is found. Then after we returned home she would realize how awesome I am and have me on her show, and I would be her best friend in stead of Gail!!!! *Laughs maniacally*

*It is Twilight time

The movie saga Twilight has took the world by storm with it huge fan base, but for me not sooo much. When i think of vampires I like to think of tough, mysterious, dangerous, funny but with some sex appeal too, like the vampires from Buffy and True Blood. Not some sparkly and pasty vampire that looks constipated all the time, such as the ones in Twilight. I also like the people in my Vampire shows to be able to act, like Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer (True Blood) and Sarah Michelle Gellar and Alyson Hannigan (Buffy), not like Kristen Steward in Twilight.





One change...

This month has been pretty average not much has happen so if i could change one thing about it I would make something EXTRAORDINARY happen!!! Like Winning the lotto!

I would pick winning the lotto because money can buy you happiness!!! Just kidding, I really picked it because you can always use come extra money! Extra money would be key because we buy a new house and the new car we were considering buying and also could buy anything i wanted (but not too much because i really wouldn't need that much after getting the new house and what not). Plus I could send Money to Haiti and Chile!!

Young Lads Adventure !!! :D

Today I wented outside to play wif my doggy named Mr. Woofington, he's big and brown and smells like toast, I like him! So then when I was wif my doggie I started to act like one, I got on my paws and ran around, then I did what he did! I followed him I sniffed the garbage and peed on a lil tree, but then my mom growlded me so I ranned away. So then I ranned to the naybers yard, and der was a baby sittin in a basket, so I wented over to play wif him. He was short and wide and weared a yellow shirt that matched the basket, he was kinda homely tho and smelled like cabbage, so I lefted him and went upted da big tree. I climded like is was a big mount evelast, and I was an explorter!!! When I gotted to the top i could have touchted the clouds and mabey even eated some too, but I didnt have enuff time to try cuz the old man mowin da lawn growled me too like my mommy did. I dont like him, he old and mean and crazy my mom says hes an old cranky son of a itch. So then I zoomed out of the tree in to anoder yard where there was and old lady sitting on a chair reading a booked. But I dont like her, shes a mean lady and only cares about her 8 million ba gillion kitty kats, rawrs at all us lil kids. So then i ran passed her to were da icecream truck was parked, so den i went overed and gotted a fudgesicle and walked over past the creepy woods, dem are realy scaredy der dark and creepy and make funny noises. So i ranned by dem to my house but on my way thur, Mrs Snittsel almost hit me wif her car!! Mrs. Snittsel is always slurring and drinking out of big boddle nwith wiskers written on the side and she smeels like handz snatizer, but she a nice lady. Finally i got to my yard and tolded all my friends about my Adventure i tooked today ! :)

The Pigs that Pushed Their Sibling out the Window! :O

Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. There was Curly. He was the oldest.There was Wurly. He was the smartest. And then there was Flo. She was the favorite pig.Their mother loved Flo the best. Curly, Wurly and Flo lived with their mother in a high-rise apartment building in New York City. Their apartment was on the 75th floor.The pigs didn’t mind this because they’re was an elevator that opened right in front of their apartment door. It was on the days that there elevator wasn’t working, that the pigs suffered.Their little hoofs would be aching by the time they reached their apartment.Their mother would have to have little hoof baths waiting for her three little pigs when they finally reached the top. Of course, Flo always got the warmest hoof bath because she was their mother’s favorite. One day, Mama Pig sent the three pigs to the store to buy apples for there dinner. She gave them a list of items that she needed.She also gave them their allowance, and she told them that they could buy their favorite candy which they would eat for their dessert. The three pigs put on their jackets (it was winter).They put on their gloves and scarves. Next, it was time to put on their boots.Curly slipped on his bright red leather boots over his red and yellow polka dot socks.Wurly, being the most intelligent, slipped on his waterproof, fully lined boots over his white socks.Curly and Wurly were ready and waiting for their sister. She could not find her boots."Curly and Wurly," she said, "have you seen my boots?"Curly and Wurly looked at each other and then they looked at their sister."I’ll tell you where they are," said Wurly, "if you’ll give us your allowance to hold while you go and get them.""Okay," agreed Flo as she handed the boys her allowance."They're your boots, over there," said Curly. "Where?" asked Flo suspiciously."Over there!" squealed the boys as they pointed to the window in their living room."They're over there behind that curtain." Flo slowly walked toward the window.They boys followed closely behind their sister. Just as she reached the window, Curly opened the window and Wurly pushed Flo through. Curly and Wurly squealed with delight as they’re sister fell 75 floors. Curly and Wurly were thrilled that their plan worked. They were rid of Flo and they had her money! Luckily for Flo, she landed on a huge snow pile and was not hurt. Her brothers were not so fortunate. Mama Pig heard the commotion, ran into the living room and, when she realized what they had done, sent the boys to live with their Uncle Oscar Mayer.Uncle Oscar always knew what to do with bad little pigs. The boys protested. They were just doing Flo a favor by helping her find her boots; it wasn’t their fault that she was clumsy.But Mama would not listen to their excuses and off they went to Uncle Oscar’s. Flo and Mama Pig still live on the 75th floor of the apartment building in New York City, and they're very happy there. Now Flo gets her brothers’ allowance since they're not there.

Heaven

Heaven has countless definitions of how it looks and what it is like. And everyone has their own opinion and this is mine.I think that heaven is a big field, full of lush green grass that goes up to your ankles, with beautiful trees surrounding it, that blow with the light breeze. And the sky is baby blue with soft clouds that are as light as a feather floating up above. And you can roam around careless and free in peace because you have absolutely nothing to fear, because after all this is heaven. Everything and everyone that ever died is up there and there only a shout away at all times so your never alone. That is what I think heaven is.

Time Capsule

If I had to pick five things to put in a time capsule that will be open in 2110, describing what it was like to live in 2010. The first thing that I would put in it was a photo album, of pictures of me, my friends, the community and the world, to show what it was like to the people of the future because chances are that it wont be the same in 100 years. The second thing i would put in would be a couple news article that describe whats happening in the world right now so that they could imagine what it was like to live in 2010. The third thing I would put in would be some clothes, so that they would know how people dressed. The fourth thing I would put in would be a couple DVDs or Cd's with some of my favorite TV shows, movies and songs, so they could find out how much all of it has changed over the years. Then the fifth and final thing I would do would be line the box with lolcats, so I can hopefully give them a laugh and they would know how funny they were.

Dear people of the future,

You are probably dusting this off because this letter has been written 100 years ago! Well since you are reading this on 2110 I probably wont be alive so in going to tell you about my life. I'm 16 years old i live in New Brunswick, Canada and its currently March 12, 2010. I live with my family of 5 in a little community.

In the last Decade lots has happen all over the world which is big and important news now but for you is probably things you might learn in history class. Well the 911 bombings, War in Iraq, Hurricane Katrina, Recession first black president of the United States and more resently the earth quakes in Haiti and Chili.

Thanks you for reading my letter and opening this time capsule, and I hope that the little things that I left in this box can help you learn what it was like to live in the year 2010 ! :)

Sincerly your Buddie from the past,

Michael :D

The 5 Best lolcats

You might no know what an "lolcat" is so I'm going to explain it to you. A "lolcat"is simply a picture of a cat that has funny or idiotic caption on it,usually spelt wrong to add humor. Lolcats have become a non-commercialized phenomena in the last 5 years, but lolcats have been around since 1905!!!! So this is my list of the 5 BEST lolcats!

5. Bipedal cat

This is one of my my favorite because it is just a very funny picture with a really clever caption. I also liked it because at the time I found it I was studying evolution in school so I got it. This also proves another point about lolcats, and that is that they sometimes are education!!! Plus they're funny.

4. Elderly Kitteh

Elderly Kitteh is amazing because of the homely old cat sitting in the background looking at the girl with such loathing it could not be any funnier!! Also this is one of those pictures you cant set up it was just pure luck!

3. Hai 5

Hai 5 kitten defiantly made it on the list because it is a ginger cat, and who doesn't love ging cats? It also made the list because it has the typical lolcat spelling, spelt very poorly.

2. Christina Ricci Cat

Although this one isn't number 1 this is possibly my favorite lolcat of all time!!! Probably due to the cats resemblen to the actress Christina Ricci! This is also a very good example of an lolcat because it is disapproving of something like many others do, but this one is just that much funnier because how it looks.

1. I Can Has Cheezburgar?

This is number 1 because it was one of the first lol cats and it was the start to all the lolcats we have today! This picture surfaced in the 2000s and instantly became popular and it lead to many lolcats that we have today! It may be very simple and random but it still is funny and makes you smile. Also the major website that lolcats are one is named after this picture !

Here's a link to my favorite lolcats website http://icanhascheezburger.com/ !!!!! :D